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Jan 19, 20217 min read
Red Eye Til' I Die
My extended family are bottom-of-the-barrel, counterfeit, cowardly, sacks of shit. I won’t name them. Despite their lack of spines, and...
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Editor-in-Chief
Jan 18, 20214 min read
The Aliens Want You on Skis
A dear friend, known to his social media following as Homie Rafiki, recently called me from Montana. We caught up as traveling dirtbags...
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Editor-in-Chief
Jan 15, 202111 min read
Heavy B and The Great Chicken Massacre of 2018
Most people will never admit to having ever felt anything other than love for their dog. For a time though, I despised mine. Heavy B is a...
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Editor-in-Chief
Jan 1, 20215 min read
Bare Midriffs, Flannels and Football: A Post Covid-19 Dream
It’s half past noon on a Sunday in September.
You rise from a deep tequila-induced slumber, the stale taste of last night’s heaters...
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Editor-in-Chief
Jan 1, 202115 min read
A Dance with Demons and Delusion
I’ll spare you the self-aggrandizing horseshit about “finding the strength to talk about this” or whatever. Instead, I’ll just come out...
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Editor-in-Chief
Jan 1, 20214 min read
How to Handle Every Type of Dirtbag River Rat
Whitewater presents a laundry list of hazards and potentially life threatening scenarios. But if you’re planning on becoming a guide,...
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Editor-in-Chief
Dec 31, 20206 min read
Hank, Meet Boat Eater
As a rookie raft guide I had many nightmares involving Boat Eater. Vacations ruined, children injured or permanently scarred, and a few...
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